Williamsburg is scenic

Impromptu solo dance party.

Vicarious pet owning at the dog park.

Who'd want a fruit prince?

Q: Where do toys that don't make it to Salvo go?
A: A lot on N1 and Bedford.

Learn how to pluralize. I'm judging you, flea market.

I know I like a fruity aftertaste while swigging booze on the street.

Cantaloupe

I was holding a half a cantaloupe in my hand after scooping out the seeds, and I used a steak knife with my free hand to slice the melon into edible chunks. I sliced the diagonal of my palm and threw the melon into the sink.
My dad watched the entire thing and asked if I was okay. Then he rolled his eyes at me and said, “I was just about to say not to slice it that way because you’re going to cut yourself."