Tonight on 16 and pregnant...

Most hilariously inappropriate Halloween costumes for an expectant teenage couple: Maci as an electrical outlet and Ryan as a power cord.

Guidelines for biking in New York

I've recently fallen in love...with the road bike my roommate is letting me borrow. It's built for speed, doesn't make me curse when riding uphill, and is easy to carry up and down stairs. I will always have a special place in my heart for my Free Spirit three-speed cruiser and the time we shared, but its gears and brakes no longer suit my needs. My new love for the road bike has brought me to my favorite time of year: riding a bike as my main transportation. Admittedly, New York is not the easiest city to ride in, but it's easy if you follow four main guidelines:

1. Wear a helmet
Looking like Toad from Super Mario Brothers isn't cool, but it's way cooler than cracking your skull open or getting a spine injury.

2. Ride with traffic
If cars and pedestrians know where you're coming from, they are less likely to hit you.

3. Assume everyone else is going to screw up
This goes for drivers, cabbies, pedestrians, puppies, other bikers...swerve to avoid hitting them, because they won't. Oh, and watch out for car doors.

4. Watch out for potholes
There are some big enough to swallow a small child. They will send you flying into the sidewalk or mess up your tires/wheels.

It's that kind of store

In the fourth grade, I asked for a gift certificate to a store called Craft Warehouse on my Christmas list. I typed up my list in Word, because it had better penmanship and spelling abilities. I trusted everything that spell check told me. I didn't even read the suggested words. It was a computer; I assumed that it was smarter than me. I kept clicking "change" when spelling errors popped up, including for the word "warehouse." My family and I still call that store "Craft Whorehouse."

Take a vote

Which is more terrifying?

Weapon one:


or

Weapon two:


Light saber added by Joe.

A printer/scanner/copier should do all three right?

How I feel about the my computer not recognizing my printer, but not the scanner:



I can't wait to see what the pictorial representation of my mood will be while I'm on the phone with tech support tomorrow!

Shameless promotion

My friend Joe's animated short "Star Wars Retold" is a finalist in the Atom Films Star Wars Fan Movie Challenge. He needs your vote! Today's the last day! So, take five minutes and vote for STAR WARS RETOLD.

Oh, and watch it if you haven't. It's pretty awesome.